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Goldie Hawn exposing her tits in public

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

Is this some basement punkster’s idea of a late April Fool’s Joke ‘coz if it is, I don’t think anybody is laughing. I mean just look at it. You can’t even give it a passing grade of 5 out of ten in the GILF-hotness scale. So this is no laughing matter. If anything , we should be mourning. Our dicks are crying salty tears for the death of Goldie Hawn‘s hotness because clearly, it has been long buried 6 feet under along with her career. Shit  just got real, man. Death truly became her! Although on a more considerate note, she was undeniably the epitome of girl-next-door sexiness 20…30 years ago. Let’s take a stroll down memory lane shall we? Now THIS is what I meant by hot.


Remember the classic dark comedy movie Death Becomes Her? Ofcourse you have. You were there in the movie house, in the corner, jacking off by yourself. Yeah I was a teen too. Good times. Anyway as I was saying, this is the kind of Goldie Hawn I want to remember in my fantasies. Not some old crazy woman who looks like an exhibitionist memaw who escaped from her nursing home. These pics should never have seen the light of day and I admit I may have gone overboard in sharing it to the world so allow me, in my last attempt to undo the nightmarish image of Goldie in our heads, to share you what should really be the theme of our wet dreams tonight. Some Meryl Streep-Goldie Hawn showing the pussy, tits and ass in hardcore lesbian action with a threesome with Kurt Russel. Is it too much to ask?

Topless black and white photos of Goldie Hawn

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Goldie Hawn may be not-so-young today but back then she was really something… aside from her good looks she has this witty and bubbly charisma that guys are falling for and in totality, Goldie is one sexy babe that has been adored by the male species all over the world. But somehow, this actress had well-kept secrets that has been tucked away from the public and it wasn’t until recently somebody exposed those secrets to the public and it’s these revealing and sexy topless black and white photos of Goldie during her heyday and this chick got the tits to show off to the world!

And she even had to pose topless beside the late actor George Burns during a Hollywood event?! Man, that is truly something to look out for! So for all of you adoring fans and horndogs out there who are curious enough to see these sleazy vintage goodies, go ahead and visit Goldie Hawn Nude right now.